A caring guardian.
Random crow shows up on dude’s porch, looks him straight in the face and says ‘fuck you’
I started writing fanfiction the way most girls did, by re-inventing themselves.
Mary Sues exist because children who are told they’re nothing want to be everything.
"So you’re REAL PIRATES?"
"You bet we are!"
"Like the kind that go on adventures on the high seas and fight and plunder and look for TREASURE??"
"Can I try on your hat?"
"No way in Hell!"
yes, I’m that person who keeps making awful Gravity Falls crossovers
The grinch had 2 moms and no one ever said anything about it
the grinch isn’t a good example of a child successfully being brought up by homosexuals
i kinda love this tho?