andy dwyer, king of logic
Am I kicked out of the fandom yet or
British Photoset #8
Going back to the post on Tinky Winky though, I think we all know how he became a national icon.
learning to draw is like driving on the highway like yeah sure you need to be watching other people but you REALLY need to focus on your own lane and your own destination or youre gonna follow that stupid fucking minivan all the way to tuskegee and then what. you didnt want to go to tuskegee. why did you follow that van look now youre in fucking tuskegee.
a lot of people are burned out on emoticons but one that ill never get tired of is :> because it looks like youre being talked to by a friendly bird
I see it like
still a bird
Baseball is hard when you are trying to play with the Batter.
Friendly reminder that the doves in the Efteling (Netherlands) are either gray, white, pink blue or green.
They are tame birds and painted with animal friendly dye. They are painted 4 times per year. They used to bathe them in the paint, which didn’t actually harm the animals but made them drowsy for a few days, but later animal welfare decided they could only be painted with brushes. The German factory that sold the paint went bankrupt and the Efteling bought all of their remaining paint.
The painted doves are less likely to be attacked by birds of prey, so this method is also used by pigeon fanciers. It’s animal friendly and looks very cute so I thought I would share.
"Should we return to base, let them know we are living?"
"Nyet, we will have second honeymoon and then return for our funeral for the looks on their faces."
OK BUT THEY WOULD. And they’d just stand in the back and glower, and everyone would turn white and think they’re seeing ghosts and not talk about it because they’re going to pee themselves in fear.
#and then the fuckers would laugh #and half the crowd will pee themselves #and sasha will pick up mako and cuddle her #and aleksis will pick up her and mako and raleigh and fuck yeah herc too why not #and all is well in the end #cuddles for everyone (via archadianskies)
Imagine if people’s hair color matched their eye color
/every person who has brown hair and brown eyes sighs deeply
red heads would in fact be satanic
Why aren’t we thinking about this the other way round. If your hair looked like your eyes that’d be neato
*brown eyed people sighs deeply again*