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joultonofblood:

A caring guardian.

weloveshortvideos:

Random crow shows up on dude’s porch, looks him straight in the face and says ‘fuck you’

writing “sorry” at the bottom of your math test

There is a reason that most fanfiction authors, specifically girls, start with a Mary Sue. It’s because girls are taught that they are never enough. You can’t be too loud, too quiet, too smart. You can’t ask too many questions or know too many answers. No one is flocking to you for advice. Then something wonderful happens. The girl who was told she’s stupid finds out that she can be a better wizard than Albus Dumbledore. And that is something very important. Terrible at sports? You’re a warrior who does backflips and Legolas thinks you’re THE BEST. No friends? You get a standing ovation from Han Solo and the entire Rebel Alliance when you crash-land safely on Hoth after blowing up the Super Double Death Star. It’s all about you. Everyone in your favorite universe is TOTALLY ALL ABOUT YOU.

I started writing fanfiction the way most girls did, by re-inventing themselves.

Mary Sues exist because children who are told they’re nothing want to be everything.

squigglydigg:

"So you’re REAL PIRATES?"

"You bet we are!"

"Like the kind that go on adventures on the high seas and fight and plunder and look for TREASURE??"

"That’s right!"

"Can I try on your hat?"

"No way in Hell!"

yes, I’m that person who keeps making awful Gravity Falls crossovers

deanwinchestersshortshorts:

stability:

The grinch had 2 moms and no one ever said anything about it

the grinch isn’t a good example of a child successfully being brought up by homosexuals 

mandarinorangesss:

erza-is-a-pervert-maybe:

XDDDDD

Omg that makes sense..xDD

mandarinorangesss:

erza-is-a-pervert-maybe:

XDDDDD

Omg that makes sense..xDD

ethiopienne:

i kinda love this tho?

ethiopienne:

i kinda love this tho?